lifesbullshitgetashovel:

geeked up off them bars

inezmonsterbunny:

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beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

(Source: trollove)

svviffer:

if you don’t drink the milk leftover after your cereal we have nothing else to discuss

(Source: skittlephrenic)

(Source: nataliekrim)

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING